The R.A.G. Files

St. Paul. On a recent trip to the Big City to visit her eldest daughter, Spam Spinner decided she wanted her red headed daughter Nice, to return to the blonde world she once knew. Ms. Spinner suggested her daughter purchase a box of Mega Magic Super Blonde, whose motto states: "Your Friends Will Swear You're A Swede Or Your Money Back...In Euros!!" She promised to apply the Super Blonde, to her daughter and so she did.

Disaster struck when the strong dye was applied, and the rinse revealed a head of rainbow colored hair that went from white in front to orange in back.

"I followed the directions exactly!" Ms. Spinner (a.k.a. the Spamster) swore up and down under intense questioning. "I'll make it right! I'll pay to get it fixed at any salon, whatever it takes!" she said.

"I don't want to spend the whole weekend at a salon," Nice Spinner said in reponse.

Madeline Spinner, who was present during the disaster made no comment but rolled her one good eye, sighed and placed her paw on the reporter when questioned about her role.

Several phone calls to Mega Magic Super Blonde were not returned, but in the interests of full disclosure we must reveal that they are not open during the hours we called.

The reporter and Spam Spinner avoided laughing for as long as they could. And when they did laugh, it was muffled laughter and they turned aside and lowered their heads in shame. Although no tangible evidence exists yet, this reporter believes that Nice Spinner may well be plotting a painful, slow death for him at this very moment.