Wednesday, April 27, 2005
FHS Get's Tough
Faremount. Think "zero tolerance" policy is tough in schools? Try this "buster" on for size.
The Faremount High School has implemented it's "No hats, No cell phone" policy, in effect by the start of the 2005-2006 school year.
Yes, no longer can kids wear hats or "headgear" during school hours. Why? "It distracts the students during class." Does the fact that most teenaged women wearing "hootchie mamma" clothing cause distraction factor into this? Or screen-print T-shirts that say clever sayings like "I hate you all and will return tomorrow to shoot the lot of ya!" or "Big Dick's Hot Sausages" cause distractions? No, these items aren't as distracting as a baseball cap that say things like "John Deere" or "Bobcat" or even the dreaded "TC" which is gang for "Twin Cities".
Also being banned from Faremount High School halls and classrooms, cell phones. Now this would seem like a no brainer. I would figure that most students wouldn't have the audacity to answer or make calls during class (of course I'm 80's old-school and our cell phones required a battery pack the size of a diesel engine). But whenever going to the movie theaters, sure enough, stuck in front of a row of giggling 13 year old brats, texting and calling each other in the middle of a movie.
Knowing now that our schools are safe from those hat-wearing cell phone-using thugs, puts my mind at ease now. God bless you, school board. Now I can relax as the dance team brings in brass poles during school sports, or girls old enough to be my daughters are prancing around in french whore clothes, and boys walking around with billboards for ignorant retards on their backs. No longer can we fathom why if a woman at aged 22 without a child is considered an old maid, and a kid with acne bagging my groceries has more kids than I do.
The Faremount High School has implemented it's "No hats, No cell phone" policy, in effect by the start of the 2005-2006 school year.
Yes, no longer can kids wear hats or "headgear" during school hours. Why? "It distracts the students during class." Does the fact that most teenaged women wearing "hootchie mamma" clothing cause distraction factor into this? Or screen-print T-shirts that say clever sayings like "I hate you all and will return tomorrow to shoot the lot of ya!" or "Big Dick's Hot Sausages" cause distractions? No, these items aren't as distracting as a baseball cap that say things like "John Deere" or "Bobcat" or even the dreaded "TC" which is gang for "Twin Cities".
Also being banned from Faremount High School halls and classrooms, cell phones. Now this would seem like a no brainer. I would figure that most students wouldn't have the audacity to answer or make calls during class (of course I'm 80's old-school and our cell phones required a battery pack the size of a diesel engine). But whenever going to the movie theaters, sure enough, stuck in front of a row of giggling 13 year old brats, texting and calling each other in the middle of a movie.
Knowing now that our schools are safe from those hat-wearing cell phone-using thugs, puts my mind at ease now. God bless you, school board. Now I can relax as the dance team brings in brass poles during school sports, or girls old enough to be my daughters are prancing around in french whore clothes, and boys walking around with billboards for ignorant retards on their backs. No longer can we fathom why if a woman at aged 22 without a child is considered an old maid, and a kid with acne bagging my groceries has more kids than I do.
