Friday, April 01, 2005
The End is Near
Faremount. Well, where else did you think the begining of the End would start? In some biblical location of significance??
Nostradamus, Edgar Cayce, and a trillion others predicted the End Times, and now we know they are finally here.
"...and a third of the earth will perish by fire, earthquakes and flooding..."
-Well, the tsunami and earthquakes over in Indonesia are having there way with the people as we speak.
"...and the Beast shall make the peoples of earth take a mark on their right hand or their forehead. It is a human number...that number is 666...and no one shall be allowed to buy, sell or barter lest they receive the mark..."
Gee Dubya is joining with the European Union in making it's citizens, (ie. us), carry a biometric card, or National Identity card. The card has a microchip in it that has all our information in it, as well as being able to be tracked by a built-in GPS. Dubya stated, "You will not be able to travel without this card. You won't be considered a citizen and you won't be able to vote."
"...in those times, father will go against son, mother against daughter, brother against brother...they will be terrible times like none have ever been...."
Hey, if society didn't suck now, there wouldn't be things like the R.A.G. Files. C'mon!
"...and the lamb will be struck down..."
The Pope, let's not kid ourselves people....
And finally: "...and the Heavens will be silenced, and the earth...."
In some freak weather pattern, the wind stopped blowing for five straight minutes in Faremount. According to local meteorologist (okay, a pig farmer who's never stepped outside of his 40 acre plot), "Hell, I don't remember a day in my 87 years uh pig farmin' that the wind done stopped. Looky like the 'pacolips goin' tah happen."
As the residents of Faremount gather in their churches praying for God to have mercy on their souls, (God by the way laughing as they have no souls), this reporter is getting out my frog, locust with the head of a man stinger of a scorpion repellant, and my girlfriend, a bottle of tequila and I'll see you at the end!!!
Nostradamus, Edgar Cayce, and a trillion others predicted the End Times, and now we know they are finally here.
"...and a third of the earth will perish by fire, earthquakes and flooding..."
-Well, the tsunami and earthquakes over in Indonesia are having there way with the people as we speak.
"...and the Beast shall make the peoples of earth take a mark on their right hand or their forehead. It is a human number...that number is 666...and no one shall be allowed to buy, sell or barter lest they receive the mark..."
Gee Dubya is joining with the European Union in making it's citizens, (ie. us), carry a biometric card, or National Identity card. The card has a microchip in it that has all our information in it, as well as being able to be tracked by a built-in GPS. Dubya stated, "You will not be able to travel without this card. You won't be considered a citizen and you won't be able to vote."
"...in those times, father will go against son, mother against daughter, brother against brother...they will be terrible times like none have ever been...."
Hey, if society didn't suck now, there wouldn't be things like the R.A.G. Files. C'mon!
"...and the lamb will be struck down..."
The Pope, let's not kid ourselves people....
And finally: "...and the Heavens will be silenced, and the earth...."
In some freak weather pattern, the wind stopped blowing for five straight minutes in Faremount. According to local meteorologist (okay, a pig farmer who's never stepped outside of his 40 acre plot), "Hell, I don't remember a day in my 87 years uh pig farmin' that the wind done stopped. Looky like the 'pacolips goin' tah happen."
As the residents of Faremount gather in their churches praying for God to have mercy on their souls, (God by the way laughing as they have no souls), this reporter is getting out my frog, locust with the head of a man stinger of a scorpion repellant, and my girlfriend, a bottle of tequila and I'll see you at the end!!!
