Monday, March 21, 2005
US Citizens Too Stupid to Make Own Decisions
Washington. President Gee Dubya has moved in and taken over private matters again. Case in point, the Schiavo case. Despite the fact that Mrs. Schiavo has written on a legally binding document to be taken off life support in the case that she may be in a vegatative state, the federal government feels that it should step in and decide for her.
The case made national attention when her parents interfered and tried to stop her husband from carrying out her wishes. The Catholic church then interfered and petitioned the government. And it has reached all the way to the White House, where Gee Dubya has signed a bill to take this right away.
"Well," stated President Gee Dubya, "let's face it, the U.S. public just ain't smart enough to make their own decisions. That's why we're tryin' to stop people from drinkin alcohol, smokin cigarettes, having premarital sex, and spankin their children. It's not up to them, it's up to me! That's why I'm president! Cause I make the decisions. You people don't know whats good fer ya!"
The President is also trying to get a bill passed through the Senate that will enforce U.S. citizens to call a special hotline number in order to go to the bathroom. "The number will take you directly to the Oval office. This measure will also tell me if terrorists are using American bathrooms. I won't stand for that!"
The case made national attention when her parents interfered and tried to stop her husband from carrying out her wishes. The Catholic church then interfered and petitioned the government. And it has reached all the way to the White House, where Gee Dubya has signed a bill to take this right away.
"Well," stated President Gee Dubya, "let's face it, the U.S. public just ain't smart enough to make their own decisions. That's why we're tryin' to stop people from drinkin alcohol, smokin cigarettes, having premarital sex, and spankin their children. It's not up to them, it's up to me! That's why I'm president! Cause I make the decisions. You people don't know whats good fer ya!"
The President is also trying to get a bill passed through the Senate that will enforce U.S. citizens to call a special hotline number in order to go to the bathroom. "The number will take you directly to the Oval office. This measure will also tell me if terrorists are using American bathrooms. I won't stand for that!"
