Monday, March 14, 2005
Suspect Tries To Vote
Henhassen Township. In the small township hall for Henhassen Township in a small quiant village of Wilbur, another half-breed tried to pull one over on voting staff.
"Yeh,"states Henhassen member Mick Teethy, "this kid that moved here from the Cities tries comin' in here like he owns the place and tried to sign in. But thanks to Deb Bohner, who worked with this guys ex-wife tole us the truth about him. He din't live on the farm in our township anymore, he was renting in town with the rest of them meth heads in town! So me and the boys took him aside an tole him to git out!"
Said suspect then got in their faces stating that he paid his taxes and mortgage on that house his ex-wife was living in, so he should be able to vote here. The farmers all gathered around the half-breed and hauled him out back and "educated" him on the terms of voting in Henhassen Township.
"Them people need to learn." another spokesman said, "He can't just come in here, marry our white women, divorce em and then think we're gonna stand for him votin' here! Next thing you know, he's gonna wanna ride on the front of the bus, fer Christ's sake!"
"Yeh,"states Henhassen member Mick Teethy, "this kid that moved here from the Cities tries comin' in here like he owns the place and tried to sign in. But thanks to Deb Bohner, who worked with this guys ex-wife tole us the truth about him. He din't live on the farm in our township anymore, he was renting in town with the rest of them meth heads in town! So me and the boys took him aside an tole him to git out!"
Said suspect then got in their faces stating that he paid his taxes and mortgage on that house his ex-wife was living in, so he should be able to vote here. The farmers all gathered around the half-breed and hauled him out back and "educated" him on the terms of voting in Henhassen Township.
"Them people need to learn." another spokesman said, "He can't just come in here, marry our white women, divorce em and then think we're gonna stand for him votin' here! Next thing you know, he's gonna wanna ride on the front of the bus, fer Christ's sake!"
