Wednesday, March 30, 2005
"So What" Files
News has become such sensationalism. Celebrity's taking a dump is news nowadays. So the way we at the RAG feel, if they can do it, so can we!
Santa Barbera. Mikey meets the man who matched him up with his child lover. How's this guy gotta feel? It's like working for a scientist gathering stray animals for lab tests! Mikey's been trying to pull the "my back really hurts, judge, I can't make it in to court today." crap. But the judge isn't letting him get by with his theatrics. I just saw the movie "Finding Neverland". When you think about that story, wouldn't you think it wierd that a 40 something playright wanted to hang out with your kids 24-7?
Los Angeles. Johnny Cochrane died. The man who cued the phrase, "If the glove don't fit you must acquit." He also is the reason you hear a lot of "It's because I'm black, isn't it?" or "It's because I'm not white, isn't it?" Johnny suffered from a rare brain tumor. See ya!
Chicago. Probably should have sidelined this one with Mikey's story. Oprah and Lisa Marie Presley. Need I say more? I can't beleive this made headlines! Lisa, I only like you because I totally think your dad rocked! Oprah?.....At any rate, she said Mike used her, blah blah blah, but she thinks he loved her. aaaarrrrrgh!
Santa Clara. Some deranged star-struck woman has proposed to Scott Peterson! Why the hell do women want men in prison? Death-row inmates? Why? WHy? People are getting so annoying with celebrity I'm moving to Antarctica! I hope he marries you, and you get pregnant and he chucks you into the bay!
Rome. The Pope's on a feeding tube through his nose. I thought this bit was ironic as the Catholic church is pushing the issue on Terry Schiavo's feeding tube being reinserted. Maybe someone should push the government to have his removed. Okay, it's storming out right now, thunder lightning, and I'm not sure if the soles of my shoes are "Wrath of God" retardant.
Santa Barbera. Mikey meets the man who matched him up with his child lover. How's this guy gotta feel? It's like working for a scientist gathering stray animals for lab tests! Mikey's been trying to pull the "my back really hurts, judge, I can't make it in to court today." crap. But the judge isn't letting him get by with his theatrics. I just saw the movie "Finding Neverland". When you think about that story, wouldn't you think it wierd that a 40 something playright wanted to hang out with your kids 24-7?
Los Angeles. Johnny Cochrane died. The man who cued the phrase, "If the glove don't fit you must acquit." He also is the reason you hear a lot of "It's because I'm black, isn't it?" or "It's because I'm not white, isn't it?" Johnny suffered from a rare brain tumor. See ya!
Chicago. Probably should have sidelined this one with Mikey's story. Oprah and Lisa Marie Presley. Need I say more? I can't beleive this made headlines! Lisa, I only like you because I totally think your dad rocked! Oprah?.....At any rate, she said Mike used her, blah blah blah, but she thinks he loved her. aaaarrrrrgh!
Santa Clara. Some deranged star-struck woman has proposed to Scott Peterson! Why the hell do women want men in prison? Death-row inmates? Why? WHy? People are getting so annoying with celebrity I'm moving to Antarctica! I hope he marries you, and you get pregnant and he chucks you into the bay!
Rome. The Pope's on a feeding tube through his nose. I thought this bit was ironic as the Catholic church is pushing the issue on Terry Schiavo's feeding tube being reinserted. Maybe someone should push the government to have his removed. Okay, it's storming out right now, thunder lightning, and I'm not sure if the soles of my shoes are "Wrath of God" retardant.
