Wednesday, March 16, 2005
"So What" files
Conneticut. Poor Martha Stewart. She's stuck chatting online with her loyal fans as she continues house arrest til August of this year. The poor dear claims the plastic ankle bracelet is chaffing her ankle. Her assets have also doubled since she's been out, hmmm, more money for her to cheat on Wall Street. My heart bleeds purple piss for you, Martha.
Manhattan. Rosario Dawson is dismissed of charges of obstructing justice and disorderly conduct during a film shoot at the GOP convention in Madison square garden. Why? Why did this make the freakin news? I got caught pissing in a cornfield in Belle Plain and was charged with disorderly conduct. The Judge dropped the charges on me, did I get a spot in the paper? Hell, I didn't even get a blurb on the Court Files in the local paper.
Hollywood. A favorite in the "American Idol" drops out of the running shocking fans of the show and getting them buzzing. Mario Vasquez states that his reasons are personal and he's asked the judges to keep his reasons hush hush. When are these contestants going to realize that they are going to lose their fame as soon as they're off the show? And who cares if they guy wants to throw away his chance or why?
Santa Barbera. Michael Jackson's accuser is off the witness stand. Defense attourney's have tried their darndest to make him sound unreliable by saying that he denied the allegations when asked in school about it. Let's see, this kid had cancer, was held captive and exploited by a freak that looks like a walking skeleton, and was teased consistantly by spoiled rich kids in school, what would you do?
Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob is taking it in the oriface from the conservative right. They are now saying that he's gay and forcing our young children to be gay in a new video where the loveable absorbant yellow fellah is singing "We Are Family" with other fellow cartoons that's being distributed to schools. The video, aimed at teaching children unity among each other, is apparently offensive. The "christian" community said that it's not okay to be gay and we don't need that gay bastard teaching our kids that gay is okay. They're right, especially from a "christian" stand point, why should we be teaching our kids to love one another dispite our differences. Ignorance is bliss, so sayeth the Lord.
Rome. The Vatican is sending out their "Big Gun" to put the kybosh on the bestselling book "The DaVinci Code". The book, written by Dan Brown, uses the myth that Jesus married Mary Magdelene and had children. The Vatican beleives this story puts a bad stint on the Church. Folks, it's fiction. You don't see people in Maine going after Stephen King for writing about them, or the mafia going after Mario Puzio. It's a story, if the public beleives the story although it's clearly written that it's a work of fiction (hence: Novel), then they are nuerotic freaks! If you really want to put the kybosh on something giving the Church a bad name, then do something like giving priests the right to marry. May be more of them then, may be less sexual assualt cases as well. But hey, that's just the R.A.G.'s opinion.
Manhattan. Rosario Dawson is dismissed of charges of obstructing justice and disorderly conduct during a film shoot at the GOP convention in Madison square garden. Why? Why did this make the freakin news? I got caught pissing in a cornfield in Belle Plain and was charged with disorderly conduct. The Judge dropped the charges on me, did I get a spot in the paper? Hell, I didn't even get a blurb on the Court Files in the local paper.
Hollywood. A favorite in the "American Idol" drops out of the running shocking fans of the show and getting them buzzing. Mario Vasquez states that his reasons are personal and he's asked the judges to keep his reasons hush hush. When are these contestants going to realize that they are going to lose their fame as soon as they're off the show? And who cares if they guy wants to throw away his chance or why?
Santa Barbera. Michael Jackson's accuser is off the witness stand. Defense attourney's have tried their darndest to make him sound unreliable by saying that he denied the allegations when asked in school about it. Let's see, this kid had cancer, was held captive and exploited by a freak that looks like a walking skeleton, and was teased consistantly by spoiled rich kids in school, what would you do?
Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob is taking it in the oriface from the conservative right. They are now saying that he's gay and forcing our young children to be gay in a new video where the loveable absorbant yellow fellah is singing "We Are Family" with other fellow cartoons that's being distributed to schools. The video, aimed at teaching children unity among each other, is apparently offensive. The "christian" community said that it's not okay to be gay and we don't need that gay bastard teaching our kids that gay is okay. They're right, especially from a "christian" stand point, why should we be teaching our kids to love one another dispite our differences. Ignorance is bliss, so sayeth the Lord.
Rome. The Vatican is sending out their "Big Gun" to put the kybosh on the bestselling book "The DaVinci Code". The book, written by Dan Brown, uses the myth that Jesus married Mary Magdelene and had children. The Vatican beleives this story puts a bad stint on the Church. Folks, it's fiction. You don't see people in Maine going after Stephen King for writing about them, or the mafia going after Mario Puzio. It's a story, if the public beleives the story although it's clearly written that it's a work of fiction (hence: Novel), then they are nuerotic freaks! If you really want to put the kybosh on something giving the Church a bad name, then do something like giving priests the right to marry. May be more of them then, may be less sexual assualt cases as well. But hey, that's just the R.A.G.'s opinion.
