Monday, March 21, 2005
R.A.G. Files Personals
This is a list of personals of people that are "available" in Moon Valley County:
SWF. 20. Smoker. Heavy Drinker. Heavy. Mother of 4. Looking for a good man that's old enough to buy beer for me and my two oldest ones. Also, good father figure, or can at least impregnate me so I can collect more welfare. Contact me at Johnson Street Townhomes.
MWM. 50. Smoker. Heavy Drinker. Thin. Married father of two teenage girls. Looking for a 20 something playtoy. I don't care if you have a boyfriend or a husband, I just need a little extra on the side. Hell, you can even be a guy, I just need some. I have handcuffs, a fishing boat and a strict Catholic. My "friends" won't let me sleep with their girlfriends! Contact me at the Moon Valley Jail office or the Chum of Lakes Key Club office. ask for "Bombess".
MWM. 40 something, smoker. Have a bad a$$ hog to give you a ride around in. I'm not good at confrontations. Looking for someone to tickle, have lunch with, and boss me around. Must like handle bar musatches and bad dental hygene. Yes, I am a bit effeminate, but I look tough, unless you shine a bright light in my eyes. Contact me at the Moon Valley Jail Office, Swee City Fire Department, Swee City Ambulance, or under Sheriff Gephardt's desk.
MWF. 29, smoker. Sings in a local rock band. Looking for someone to sing with and let me drool over. Must be able to hide from my husband who is a cop and a damn good shot with the pistola's. I have a nasally voice and must be the center of attention. I'm still stuck in the 80's. Contact me either at one of my gigs(when my husbands not there), or at one of the houses I clean. ask for "The Diva".
SWF. 20. Smoker. Heavy Drinker. Heavy. Mother of 4. Looking for a good man that's old enough to buy beer for me and my two oldest ones. Also, good father figure, or can at least impregnate me so I can collect more welfare. Contact me at Johnson Street Townhomes.
MWM. 50. Smoker. Heavy Drinker. Thin. Married father of two teenage girls. Looking for a 20 something playtoy. I don't care if you have a boyfriend or a husband, I just need a little extra on the side. Hell, you can even be a guy, I just need some. I have handcuffs, a fishing boat and a strict Catholic. My "friends" won't let me sleep with their girlfriends! Contact me at the Moon Valley Jail office or the Chum of Lakes Key Club office. ask for "Bombess".
MWM. 40 something, smoker. Have a bad a$$ hog to give you a ride around in. I'm not good at confrontations. Looking for someone to tickle, have lunch with, and boss me around. Must like handle bar musatches and bad dental hygene. Yes, I am a bit effeminate, but I look tough, unless you shine a bright light in my eyes. Contact me at the Moon Valley Jail Office, Swee City Fire Department, Swee City Ambulance, or under Sheriff Gephardt's desk.
MWF. 29, smoker. Sings in a local rock band. Looking for someone to sing with and let me drool over. Must be able to hide from my husband who is a cop and a damn good shot with the pistola's. I have a nasally voice and must be the center of attention. I'm still stuck in the 80's. Contact me either at one of my gigs(when my husbands not there), or at one of the houses I clean. ask for "The Diva".
