Wednesday, March 30, 2005
Plenty O' Tribal Raping
St. Paul. Tribal leaders of the Wide Earth and Wrong Lake tribes were given compliments on their business savvy and then asked if the state could rape them in the corn chute.
In a plan to gain funds for a new stadium for the Minnesota Twins and Minnesota Vikings, Guv Nah Plenty presented a deal to tribal leaders to fund, open and run casinos in the Twin Cities. The state would then get a large percentage of the profit to spend on sports team needs.
"With the ongoing funds," Plenty stated. "we could build a stadium for the teams every 5 years. Which is about how long it took after we tore down the Met stadium and built the MetroDome for them, then they wanted an outdoor stadium again."
Tribal leaders asked, "If we are fronting all the cash, energy and labor into these casinos, then what is the state putting in?"
Plenty laughed, "Putting in? Like in monetary means? Well, nothing. C'mon, you people should be happy our ancestors didn't wipe you out. I thought maybe too, that the state would subject you to business taxes as well for running a casino outside your little rez."
Just then, one of the cheifs used a hand carved stone and took Plenty's scalp.
"Okay, okay, I'll throw in a hitching post for your horses, how's that?"
In a plan to gain funds for a new stadium for the Minnesota Twins and Minnesota Vikings, Guv Nah Plenty presented a deal to tribal leaders to fund, open and run casinos in the Twin Cities. The state would then get a large percentage of the profit to spend on sports team needs.
"With the ongoing funds," Plenty stated. "we could build a stadium for the teams every 5 years. Which is about how long it took after we tore down the Met stadium and built the MetroDome for them, then they wanted an outdoor stadium again."
Tribal leaders asked, "If we are fronting all the cash, energy and labor into these casinos, then what is the state putting in?"
Plenty laughed, "Putting in? Like in monetary means? Well, nothing. C'mon, you people should be happy our ancestors didn't wipe you out. I thought maybe too, that the state would subject you to business taxes as well for running a casino outside your little rez."
Just then, one of the cheifs used a hand carved stone and took Plenty's scalp.
"Okay, okay, I'll throw in a hitching post for your horses, how's that?"
