Friday, March 18, 2005
Plenty More of Plenty
St. Paul. Guv nah Plenty ads more useless bills to his resume, this time snubbing Canada and raping Minnesota seniors.
Since the ban on Canadian prescription drugs for seniors, Guv nah Plenty has been working on reforming the cost and access to cheaper medication for Minnesota seniors. So the Guv nah has implemented a bill to allow the buying of prescription medication from the UK.
When asked how this benifits our seniors, the Guv nah said, "Well, it doesn't really benifit the seniors. It's just sounds like I'm doing something to help. You see, if they bought from Canada, well yeah it'd be cheaper, but if they bought from Britian, well just think how much that's got to be in shipping charges. Plus, everything is more expensive over there for those limeys!!"
It's also been asked of Washington to regulate and lower the price of prescription drugs here in America to keep commerce here. President Dubya said, "Whut? Why try and match prices in Canada? Hell, don't you realise what the revolutionary war was all about? We was thirteen colonies and they tried an make us drink their tea and we said nope and dumped it in the ocean."
Guv Nah Plenty was asked why would he snub our friendly neighbor's to the north. He replied, "Whut are they going to do about it? Go to war with us? Hell, they still ride horses for God's sakes!!"
Since the ban on Canadian prescription drugs for seniors, Guv nah Plenty has been working on reforming the cost and access to cheaper medication for Minnesota seniors. So the Guv nah has implemented a bill to allow the buying of prescription medication from the UK.
When asked how this benifits our seniors, the Guv nah said, "Well, it doesn't really benifit the seniors. It's just sounds like I'm doing something to help. You see, if they bought from Canada, well yeah it'd be cheaper, but if they bought from Britian, well just think how much that's got to be in shipping charges. Plus, everything is more expensive over there for those limeys!!"
It's also been asked of Washington to regulate and lower the price of prescription drugs here in America to keep commerce here. President Dubya said, "Whut? Why try and match prices in Canada? Hell, don't you realise what the revolutionary war was all about? We was thirteen colonies and they tried an make us drink their tea and we said nope and dumped it in the ocean."
Guv Nah Plenty was asked why would he snub our friendly neighbor's to the north. He replied, "Whut are they going to do about it? Go to war with us? Hell, they still ride horses for God's sakes!!"
