Tuesday, March 29, 2005
One Begat the Other
Santa Barbera/Wrong Lake. It's a chain of events that drove news sensationalism to it's pinnacle.
A young Jim Weed, of Wrong Lake Indian Reservation in Minnesota was suffering from Luekemia at the age of 13. He was invited to spend sometime at the Everland Ranch in Santa Barbera, CA. by failing pop star Markum Johnson (formerly of the Johnson 5).
While there, Johnson subjected Weed to internet and magazine pornography and also gave him wine which Johnson called "Jesus Juice", pr. Hey-zoos, in an attempt to molest him. Weed then took him to court in which prosecution's evidence, failed to get a conviction. One sequined black glove that would not fit Johnson.
Johnson is quoted as saying, "I wasn't trying to molest him, I just wanted to suck the life essence from his body. It helps me stay so young."
Weed went back to his home in Wrong Lake, MN and started a hate group of Native American Supremicist. His parents then decided to enroll him in hockey. He didn't take to well to hockey and so he joined in a local figure skating group. He excelled quite well, and was soon on his way to the olympics.
Just before he was to go on in front of the olympic judges, tragedy struck when a rival figure skater came out from the curtain and bludgeoned his knee cap with a lead pipe.
"Why?" he screamed on his way back to Minnesota, "Whyyyyyyy?"
Depression soon set in, and he hired himself out as a house boy for actor Roger Bloke, from former TV cop show "Brendetta". Things were looking up for Weed until Bloke asked him to kill his wife. Weed refused and moved to New York City where he fell in love with pop star/actress Jel-Lo. The two were engaged but then she changed her mind and dumped him.
There to pick up the pieces was popstar Brittany Quears, they were married in Vegas in a sham marraige that ended 42 hours later.
Weed headed home to lick his festering wounds, then decided to go to his high school and shoot everyone there. He killed 9 people and then turned the gun on himself.
One of the "surviving" teachers, was wounded so badly she got brain damage. Her husband, following the orders of her living will, pulled the feeding tube from her. This prompted her family to petition the local government to stop this from happening.
They passed the buck to a federal appeals court as they can't do anything except pass state holidays. The federal court gave this to President Gee Dubya. Dubya tried to get a bill passed to stop the removal of the feeding tube and failed. So he called on his brother Jay Dubya to try and pass some legislation to ban the removal.
"C'mon, bro," Jay Dubya replied, "didn't I do enough with the recount of the election?"
President Dubya got pissed, so he decided to order more bombing of Iraq. The bombing was relentless, the impact caused a giant tsunami that wiped out the Asian coast.
Reporters from the E channel, Fox, CNN, Entertainment tonight sat there like deer in headlights as the chain of events unfolded before them.
A young Jim Weed, of Wrong Lake Indian Reservation in Minnesota was suffering from Luekemia at the age of 13. He was invited to spend sometime at the Everland Ranch in Santa Barbera, CA. by failing pop star Markum Johnson (formerly of the Johnson 5).
While there, Johnson subjected Weed to internet and magazine pornography and also gave him wine which Johnson called "Jesus Juice", pr. Hey-zoos, in an attempt to molest him. Weed then took him to court in which prosecution's evidence, failed to get a conviction. One sequined black glove that would not fit Johnson.
Johnson is quoted as saying, "I wasn't trying to molest him, I just wanted to suck the life essence from his body. It helps me stay so young."
Weed went back to his home in Wrong Lake, MN and started a hate group of Native American Supremicist. His parents then decided to enroll him in hockey. He didn't take to well to hockey and so he joined in a local figure skating group. He excelled quite well, and was soon on his way to the olympics.
Just before he was to go on in front of the olympic judges, tragedy struck when a rival figure skater came out from the curtain and bludgeoned his knee cap with a lead pipe.
"Why?" he screamed on his way back to Minnesota, "Whyyyyyyy?"
Depression soon set in, and he hired himself out as a house boy for actor Roger Bloke, from former TV cop show "Brendetta". Things were looking up for Weed until Bloke asked him to kill his wife. Weed refused and moved to New York City where he fell in love with pop star/actress Jel-Lo. The two were engaged but then she changed her mind and dumped him.
There to pick up the pieces was popstar Brittany Quears, they were married in Vegas in a sham marraige that ended 42 hours later.
Weed headed home to lick his festering wounds, then decided to go to his high school and shoot everyone there. He killed 9 people and then turned the gun on himself.
One of the "surviving" teachers, was wounded so badly she got brain damage. Her husband, following the orders of her living will, pulled the feeding tube from her. This prompted her family to petition the local government to stop this from happening.
They passed the buck to a federal appeals court as they can't do anything except pass state holidays. The federal court gave this to President Gee Dubya. Dubya tried to get a bill passed to stop the removal of the feeding tube and failed. So he called on his brother Jay Dubya to try and pass some legislation to ban the removal.
"C'mon, bro," Jay Dubya replied, "didn't I do enough with the recount of the election?"
President Dubya got pissed, so he decided to order more bombing of Iraq. The bombing was relentless, the impact caused a giant tsunami that wiped out the Asian coast.
Reporters from the E channel, Fox, CNN, Entertainment tonight sat there like deer in headlights as the chain of events unfolded before them.
