Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Man Gives Girl Beer for School
Faremount. While driving home from picking up her grand-daughter, Sparkles Spinner, from pre-school, Spam Spinner almost had a heart-attack when Sparkles pulls out a can of Miller Lite and proceeded to "pop a top" for her ride home.
During the morning hours of preparing for her day, Sparkles asked her mom's boyfriend for a snack to eat at school. Said boyfriend then gave her a snack pack of potato chips rich in starch and sodium. Then Sparkles decided she wanted something in case she was thirsty and grabbed something out of the fridge and put it in her back pack.
"She wanted something to drink." cried frantic nanna Spam Spinner, "Then she whips out this can of Miller lite and almost opened it!"
Ms. Spinner, already concerned about the alcohol intake of her daughter's boyfriend, had decided that he was trying to start her grand-daughter on the "sauce" as well. When confronted, the boyfriend replied, "What? It's 3.2. That ain't gonna harm her none. Besides, it helps me concentrate more."
The next day, her backpack was filled with one "B", one half-eaten M & M candy bar, a bottle of Mike's Hard Cider, a pack of Basic Ultra-lights, and the anniversary issue of "Guns and Ammo".
Said boyfriend has been banished from the community and is said to be exiled to Omaha, Nebraska. A city noted to be the dumping pot of the United States and the Morman community.
During the morning hours of preparing for her day, Sparkles asked her mom's boyfriend for a snack to eat at school. Said boyfriend then gave her a snack pack of potato chips rich in starch and sodium. Then Sparkles decided she wanted something in case she was thirsty and grabbed something out of the fridge and put it in her back pack.
"She wanted something to drink." cried frantic nanna Spam Spinner, "Then she whips out this can of Miller lite and almost opened it!"
Ms. Spinner, already concerned about the alcohol intake of her daughter's boyfriend, had decided that he was trying to start her grand-daughter on the "sauce" as well. When confronted, the boyfriend replied, "What? It's 3.2. That ain't gonna harm her none. Besides, it helps me concentrate more."
The next day, her backpack was filled with one "B", one half-eaten M & M candy bar, a bottle of Mike's Hard Cider, a pack of Basic Ultra-lights, and the anniversary issue of "Guns and Ammo".
Said boyfriend has been banished from the community and is said to be exiled to Omaha, Nebraska. A city noted to be the dumping pot of the United States and the Morman community.
