Monday, March 07, 2005
Hair-e-guy Gets Ebola Virus
Thruman. While on haitus, R.A.G. reporter Hair-e-guy contracts the Ebola virus.
On Saturday, roving reporter Hair-e-guy, came to Thruman with his commonlaw wife to visit her mother and the Bendy Boxer Madeline.
After spending the evening at LostBird's home, and returning late, Hair-e-guy awoke the next morning with what he thought was the raging Haunta virus. But after sloughing his guts and spurting black icor from his eyes and mumbling uncontrollably, "There's not enough rum in this boat to make me look better." Hair-e was rushed to a Twin Cities hospital as there is no other medical facility in Thruman.
Hair-e's common law wife, Sarah, transported his decaying form back home to St. Paul where he will receive ice chips until he has been restored to normalcy.
In an unrelated story, there have been vast amounts of monkeys found buried in the grove of the farmstead he was staying at. The monkeys, used as lab 'recipients', were from Zaire Africa where the Ebola virus is thought to come from.
The landlord of the estate claimed that the house rests on an old burial ground for lab recipients. The animals tested different soybean hybrids with corn borer insecticide.
The staff and family of the R.A.G. Files wish Hair-e a complete and full recovery.
On Saturday, roving reporter Hair-e-guy, came to Thruman with his commonlaw wife to visit her mother and the Bendy Boxer Madeline.
After spending the evening at LostBird's home, and returning late, Hair-e-guy awoke the next morning with what he thought was the raging Haunta virus. But after sloughing his guts and spurting black icor from his eyes and mumbling uncontrollably, "There's not enough rum in this boat to make me look better." Hair-e was rushed to a Twin Cities hospital as there is no other medical facility in Thruman.
Hair-e's common law wife, Sarah, transported his decaying form back home to St. Paul where he will receive ice chips until he has been restored to normalcy.
In an unrelated story, there have been vast amounts of monkeys found buried in the grove of the farmstead he was staying at. The monkeys, used as lab 'recipients', were from Zaire Africa where the Ebola virus is thought to come from.
The landlord of the estate claimed that the house rests on an old burial ground for lab recipients. The animals tested different soybean hybrids with corn borer insecticide.
The staff and family of the R.A.G. Files wish Hair-e a complete and full recovery.
