Monday, March 14, 2005
Guv nah Plenty Does Something
St. Paul. Another senseless bill is passed through Minnesota's legislature. Disguised again as helpful to the well-being and constitution of its citizens.
The new law states that people turning 21 cannot drink until 8am on their birthdays. This is an attempt to stop kids from binge drinking at 12 midnight. "We'd much rather see kids binge drinking in the mornings. This gives them time to have some breakfast and coat their young stomachs with bacon and eggs first and then they can take down all the booze they want." stated Guv nah Plenty.
General Ills, a Minnesota-based company that manufactures breakfast cereal, will be changing the format of their ad campaigns and begin making cereal that goes good with beer or rum. "Let's face it," stated PR for General Ills, "cereal just doesn't go well with wine or ol number 7." The company will also be putting prizes in their new cereals like bottle openers, cd's with title's from the "Irish Rovers" like "Great Celtic Pub Crawling Ditty's". Look for cereals like "Lucky Chuck's" "Corn Mash Flakes" "Toasted Oats" and "Great Nut's" to be hitting your grocer's shelves soon.
The new law states that people turning 21 cannot drink until 8am on their birthdays. This is an attempt to stop kids from binge drinking at 12 midnight. "We'd much rather see kids binge drinking in the mornings. This gives them time to have some breakfast and coat their young stomachs with bacon and eggs first and then they can take down all the booze they want." stated Guv nah Plenty.
General Ills, a Minnesota-based company that manufactures breakfast cereal, will be changing the format of their ad campaigns and begin making cereal that goes good with beer or rum. "Let's face it," stated PR for General Ills, "cereal just doesn't go well with wine or ol number 7." The company will also be putting prizes in their new cereals like bottle openers, cd's with title's from the "Irish Rovers" like "Great Celtic Pub Crawling Ditty's". Look for cereals like "Lucky Chuck's" "Corn Mash Flakes" "Toasted Oats" and "Great Nut's" to be hitting your grocer's shelves soon.
