Thursday, March 17, 2005
Gee Dubya 1, Tree Huggers 0
Alaska. As the Arora Borealis twinkles amongst the snowy landscape of the Alaskan Wildlife refuge, and you pull up to the pump to fill your tank with gas at $3.01 a gallon, let us thank President Gee Dubya.
The ongoing battle to preserve the Alaskan Wildlife Refuge was lost after a 20 year war. President Gee Dubya has convinced congress to drill for oil in this refuge.
The pressure of climbing record breaking oil prices has "scared" the political arena into agreeing to this action.
OPEC spokesman has stated, "It is not the quantity of crude oil, it's that there aren't enough refineries to produce the oil. I have nothing more to say, now excuse me I must go to the bank you stupid capitalist pigs and cash in on the blood of your soldiers."
President Gee Dubya stated, "Uh, well, I done told you we done needed refineries. 'Sides, them Eskimo folk'll need jobs, they can't just club seals and build igloos all day."
So with the building of this new drilling rig, America will no longer have to depend on foriegn oil, and we can buy gas at .50 cents a gallon.
Are you holding your breath?
The ongoing battle to preserve the Alaskan Wildlife Refuge was lost after a 20 year war. President Gee Dubya has convinced congress to drill for oil in this refuge.
The pressure of climbing record breaking oil prices has "scared" the political arena into agreeing to this action.
OPEC spokesman has stated, "It is not the quantity of crude oil, it's that there aren't enough refineries to produce the oil. I have nothing more to say, now excuse me I must go to the bank you stupid capitalist pigs and cash in on the blood of your soldiers."
President Gee Dubya stated, "Uh, well, I done told you we done needed refineries. 'Sides, them Eskimo folk'll need jobs, they can't just club seals and build igloos all day."
So with the building of this new drilling rig, America will no longer have to depend on foriegn oil, and we can buy gas at .50 cents a gallon.
Are you holding your breath?
