Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Fort Fare Mount Raises it's Walls
Faremount. Just beyond the edge of the courthouse steps a wall is being erected. No, there aren't anymore "injun troubles", it's immigration. And Faremount will be the first to take the steps neccessary to make sure they don't get in.
The plans started from an editorial printed in Tuesday's Centinial written by militia founder Roger Westrum of Fat Albert Lee, MN. After reading this editorial, Sheriff Vlad Gephardt decided it was time to take action. "It's up to me to protect this community! I am the Sheriff, I am the ultimate power!" and then he ran to the top of the courthouse bell tower and started to smear mud on his face howling like a coyote.
Westrum's editorial stated that as Americans we should restrict the amount of immigrants coming into our country. Because "they" are the root of all societies problems from crime rate, terrorism, to child molestation. If that is the case, then the American public should take out the priests and restrict the Vatican from sending more here. Supporters of this line of thinking beleive that Faremount's crime rate has climbed since it's allowed people of color into it's city limits. Despite the fact that statiscally, the population of the Moon Valley Jail is primarily white.
"The melting pot is reaching meltdown." stated Westrum in his editorial causing panic amongst the residents of Moon Valley County.
The Moon Valley Court house is the old site of Fort Fare Mount, and it's past is being resurrected again. The fort will consist of ten turrets with high powered rifles and automatic weapons. There will be a gulag in the center of town to house the counties immigrated, equipt with "showers".
"If they talk different, look different, or eat different, they'll be burned." Sheriff Gephardt announced from atop the courthouse.
United States immigration does have a policy that if someone is captured for a crime that is under a felony, and they are illegally in this country, they will not deport them.
The plans started from an editorial printed in Tuesday's Centinial written by militia founder Roger Westrum of Fat Albert Lee, MN. After reading this editorial, Sheriff Vlad Gephardt decided it was time to take action. "It's up to me to protect this community! I am the Sheriff, I am the ultimate power!" and then he ran to the top of the courthouse bell tower and started to smear mud on his face howling like a coyote.
Westrum's editorial stated that as Americans we should restrict the amount of immigrants coming into our country. Because "they" are the root of all societies problems from crime rate, terrorism, to child molestation. If that is the case, then the American public should take out the priests and restrict the Vatican from sending more here. Supporters of this line of thinking beleive that Faremount's crime rate has climbed since it's allowed people of color into it's city limits. Despite the fact that statiscally, the population of the Moon Valley Jail is primarily white.
"The melting pot is reaching meltdown." stated Westrum in his editorial causing panic amongst the residents of Moon Valley County.
The Moon Valley Court house is the old site of Fort Fare Mount, and it's past is being resurrected again. The fort will consist of ten turrets with high powered rifles and automatic weapons. There will be a gulag in the center of town to house the counties immigrated, equipt with "showers".
"If they talk different, look different, or eat different, they'll be burned." Sheriff Gephardt announced from atop the courthouse.
United States immigration does have a policy that if someone is captured for a crime that is under a felony, and they are illegally in this country, they will not deport them.
