Thursday, March 24, 2005
Feeding Tubes for All
Washington. Angry that nobody will listen to him, President Gee Dubya will be signing a bill effective immediately that will require all American Citizens to have a feeding tube installed into their bodies.
This bill comes as a result of the Shiavo case, in which Terry Shiavo had legally signed wishes to be removed from a feeding tube in the event that she became in a vegatative state. Well, it happened and her husband has tried to carry out her wishes. Her family has been fighting this decision since. They have the Vatican on their side, who in turn gave it to the Senate to rule against, who in turn passed the buck to President Dubya, who failed at getting his order to insert the feeding tube back in her to pass.
"I won't stand for this!" President Dubya growled, "I'm the (swear word) president of the U.S.! If'n I tell em to hook 'er back up, then they (swear word) well better hook her up!"
The family of Mrs. Shiavo took there case to a Federal Judge who denied the feeding tube to be inserted back into her, they are now with the Supreme Court trying to get this through.
Gee Dubya decided that he will institute a law that he will attach to his new National I.D. bill, that will state everyone in the United States will have a feeding tube inserted into their bodies. Any person or persons without a feeding tube will not be allowed to vote, buy goods or services, or travel outside the U.S.
"This bill will also help weed out the terrorists in our country as well." Dubya stated, "Muslim's don't beleive in feeding tubes, so if I done catch one without a tube, we'll string 'em up!"
Mexican officials are preparing for a giant insurgence of U.S. immigrants on the border's.
This bill comes as a result of the Shiavo case, in which Terry Shiavo had legally signed wishes to be removed from a feeding tube in the event that she became in a vegatative state. Well, it happened and her husband has tried to carry out her wishes. Her family has been fighting this decision since. They have the Vatican on their side, who in turn gave it to the Senate to rule against, who in turn passed the buck to President Dubya, who failed at getting his order to insert the feeding tube back in her to pass.
"I won't stand for this!" President Dubya growled, "I'm the (swear word) president of the U.S.! If'n I tell em to hook 'er back up, then they (swear word) well better hook her up!"
The family of Mrs. Shiavo took there case to a Federal Judge who denied the feeding tube to be inserted back into her, they are now with the Supreme Court trying to get this through.
Gee Dubya decided that he will institute a law that he will attach to his new National I.D. bill, that will state everyone in the United States will have a feeding tube inserted into their bodies. Any person or persons without a feeding tube will not be allowed to vote, buy goods or services, or travel outside the U.S.
"This bill will also help weed out the terrorists in our country as well." Dubya stated, "Muslim's don't beleive in feeding tubes, so if I done catch one without a tube, we'll string 'em up!"
Mexican officials are preparing for a giant insurgence of U.S. immigrants on the border's.
