Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Ex-Con Gives Testimony
Faremount. What do you do when you have the hottest babe in the world as your fiancee, two beautiful little girls, and a chance to be happy for the rest of your life? Why you piss it all away on meth and booze.
Travis Basterd, currently of Mankato, gave his testimony at the D.B.D. (Dead Beat Dad) Association of Greater Minnesota's annual banquet. His former fiancee, a beautiful, smart woman with legs up to her neck, had tried several times to make it work with him. "Meth is a much better mistress." Mr. Basterd stated in his testimony, "afterall, I need to think about my needs."
Travis has two beautiful kids with his former fiancee. But, because of the cost of meth and the rising cost of booze, he can't afford to pay child support. Also, he said he felt it better he didn't call his kids as he was busy "jonesing" for his next fix. "Hey, I tried to get back together with her after my last stint in the joint, but she didn't want anything to do with me, so why should I even try to see the kids anymore?" he stated. He then went back to prison for using meth while on parole and he was getting high during his weekend visits with his daughters.
Now, out of prison again, after completing a court-ordered treatment program, Travis hits the streets again. No job, no calls to his kids, no car. Travis has been spotted in some of the local bars taking down several pitchers of beer.
Travis finished his testimony by saying, "The number one thing to be a dead beat is this, don't bother yourself with your childrens needs, remember to always make sure you have enough money to drink or smoke, and don't let your parole officer bust ya."
It was reported that Travis was beaten senseless by some mexican-looking fellah with large freakish sideburns in an alleyway.
Travis Basterd, currently of Mankato, gave his testimony at the D.B.D. (Dead Beat Dad) Association of Greater Minnesota's annual banquet. His former fiancee, a beautiful, smart woman with legs up to her neck, had tried several times to make it work with him. "Meth is a much better mistress." Mr. Basterd stated in his testimony, "afterall, I need to think about my needs."
Travis has two beautiful kids with his former fiancee. But, because of the cost of meth and the rising cost of booze, he can't afford to pay child support. Also, he said he felt it better he didn't call his kids as he was busy "jonesing" for his next fix. "Hey, I tried to get back together with her after my last stint in the joint, but she didn't want anything to do with me, so why should I even try to see the kids anymore?" he stated. He then went back to prison for using meth while on parole and he was getting high during his weekend visits with his daughters.
Now, out of prison again, after completing a court-ordered treatment program, Travis hits the streets again. No job, no calls to his kids, no car. Travis has been spotted in some of the local bars taking down several pitchers of beer.
Travis finished his testimony by saying, "The number one thing to be a dead beat is this, don't bother yourself with your childrens needs, remember to always make sure you have enough money to drink or smoke, and don't let your parole officer bust ya."
It was reported that Travis was beaten senseless by some mexican-looking fellah with large freakish sideburns in an alleyway.
