The R.A.G. Files: Big City Nightclub in Small City Opens

Friday, March 25, 2005

Big City Nightclub in Small City Opens

Bimount. Standing on the street corner of Bimount, population 325, watching the tumble weeds dance their way across 1st street, one notices the EuroTechnic thumping bass emanating from what once was the local hardware store.
The Doominarius night club opens it's doors to the locals. Boasting a rivalry with most Twin City clubs. With music that one would not normally hear coming from the average car stereo in this area.
"We're bringing in groups from Denmark, Germany and all over Europe." stated club promoter Hugh Jass, "It'll be like an all night Rave party."
Jass was responsible for bringing in the popular 80's hair band "Asia" to Bimount, and has now concentrated his energy on bringing in the techno European sound to what calls the "uncultured" minds of Moon Valley County.
On opening night, the Doominarius club brought in 3 European bands, a total of 75 people came in throughout the night. Paying $3,000 plus airfare for the bands, he barely made enough to pay for his groceries.
"Dis place ist like a Nazi concentration kampf." stated the lead singer of The Electric Day-Glo Leederhosen, "I would get more action from mien pet munkee."
Mr. Jass rebutted with, "Hey, 75 people is great considering there's only about 75 kids in Bimount."
Hugh has tweaked a few things to bring in more money to his venture like cutting out the bands and bringing in DJ's from Europe and Jamaica. "D.J.'s are much cheaper," Jass said. "And they don't eat as much."
He has also thought about having Polka night, which is an idea he received from petitions signed by the local residents of Bimount.

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