Monday, March 28, 2005
Area Hot Spots: Bar Review Moon Valley County
Bar Hours in the area are from 10am to 1am monday-saturday. 10am-midnite on Sunday at select bars, otherwise closed. Off-sale liquors until 10pm mon-saturday. 3.2 sold daily till midnight.
Ajack Bar and Grill. Located in Brewman. Boasts great burgers and great fun. Burgers suck. Fun? Where? Owner is a "jack"ass. One pool table, one foosball table. Boasts Great entertainment. Once in a great while there is a good band there. Sometimes has Psychic Suzanah, or all-star wrestling matches. Has attached liquor store. Not a very friendly staff.
Orgies Bar and Grill. Located in Faremount inside the Hole-a-day Inn. Named after the owner, Steve Orgerson. Hosts award-winning Lean Mill Pizza. High Prices for drinks. Good Burgers. Lousy service. Where a lot of the rich in town drink. No entertainment.
Outback Bar. Located behind the Raunch restaurant in Faremount. Small, but charming and affordable. Good atmosphere. Hosted one band: Down Tyme. Excellent food. Friendly staff. Definite best time to go: .10 cent night.
Faremount American Lesions. Expensive for a Lesion hall. Very ecclectic entertainment. Good bands and ones that really really suck. Cover charge for most of the good bands. Also hosts weddings. Scary crowd at times, depends on what night you go. Darts, pool, video games, pull tabs.
Shenanagains. Take every dreg from society and put them in one room. Drinks are average priced. Located in downtown Faremount. Most of the patrons are on probation or dead beat parents who leave their youngins at home to fend for themselves. Great pizza, pool tables, darts. Must like the song "Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy" played over and over again. Mostly karaoke as entertainment. Bar maid is a bitch. Their bar time is 45 minutes over real time.
The Blatent. Where else can you go, order a drink, a burger, play some pool and buy used guns. At the Blatent, that's where. Located in downtown Faremount. Prices are fair, 2 pool tables, jukebox, shoeshine chairs but don't ask Wally for a shine or you may find out if those used rifles work.
The Chunnel Inn. Located right on the lake. Outdoor dining and dockside service. No entertainment, but the best burgers ever! Bar staff very friendly, the crowd can be obnoxious at times. Cool hand-sensored towel dispenser, way-cool.
Dammi's Bar and Grille/the Dugout. Located on the south end of Faremount. Big sports bar, hosting mostly NASCAR parties. Expensive food and drinks, got to catch them at Drink special nights to save. Friendly bar staff. If you're over 30 you'll feel old around the crowd there.
The State Line. I don't know if this is really considered a bar. It's basically someone's kitchen and they serve 3.2 beer and set-ups. I don't think you can really go there unless you belong to the Klan, a hate group, or you're married to your sister.
Moon Valley VFW. Located in Faremount. Prices are good. They have tried to bring in entertainment once a month but aren't getting a very good response. Brightly lit. Pool, darts, and card games. Yes, you have to ring the buzzer.
The Sir Loin House. Located on the south end of town. Hosts entertainment tuesday through saturday. Where the blue hairs go for dancing, drinks and dinner. Expensive and horrible service. Check your tab closely, as it's almost always overcharged.
Ajack Bar and Grill. Located in Brewman. Boasts great burgers and great fun. Burgers suck. Fun? Where? Owner is a "jack"ass. One pool table, one foosball table. Boasts Great entertainment. Once in a great while there is a good band there. Sometimes has Psychic Suzanah, or all-star wrestling matches. Has attached liquor store. Not a very friendly staff.
Orgies Bar and Grill. Located in Faremount inside the Hole-a-day Inn. Named after the owner, Steve Orgerson. Hosts award-winning Lean Mill Pizza. High Prices for drinks. Good Burgers. Lousy service. Where a lot of the rich in town drink. No entertainment.
Outback Bar. Located behind the Raunch restaurant in Faremount. Small, but charming and affordable. Good atmosphere. Hosted one band: Down Tyme. Excellent food. Friendly staff. Definite best time to go: .10 cent night.
Faremount American Lesions. Expensive for a Lesion hall. Very ecclectic entertainment. Good bands and ones that really really suck. Cover charge for most of the good bands. Also hosts weddings. Scary crowd at times, depends on what night you go. Darts, pool, video games, pull tabs.
Shenanagains. Take every dreg from society and put them in one room. Drinks are average priced. Located in downtown Faremount. Most of the patrons are on probation or dead beat parents who leave their youngins at home to fend for themselves. Great pizza, pool tables, darts. Must like the song "Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy" played over and over again. Mostly karaoke as entertainment. Bar maid is a bitch. Their bar time is 45 minutes over real time.
The Blatent. Where else can you go, order a drink, a burger, play some pool and buy used guns. At the Blatent, that's where. Located in downtown Faremount. Prices are fair, 2 pool tables, jukebox, shoeshine chairs but don't ask Wally for a shine or you may find out if those used rifles work.
The Chunnel Inn. Located right on the lake. Outdoor dining and dockside service. No entertainment, but the best burgers ever! Bar staff very friendly, the crowd can be obnoxious at times. Cool hand-sensored towel dispenser, way-cool.
Dammi's Bar and Grille/the Dugout. Located on the south end of Faremount. Big sports bar, hosting mostly NASCAR parties. Expensive food and drinks, got to catch them at Drink special nights to save. Friendly bar staff. If you're over 30 you'll feel old around the crowd there.
The State Line. I don't know if this is really considered a bar. It's basically someone's kitchen and they serve 3.2 beer and set-ups. I don't think you can really go there unless you belong to the Klan, a hate group, or you're married to your sister.
Moon Valley VFW. Located in Faremount. Prices are good. They have tried to bring in entertainment once a month but aren't getting a very good response. Brightly lit. Pool, darts, and card games. Yes, you have to ring the buzzer.
The Sir Loin House. Located on the south end of town. Hosts entertainment tuesday through saturday. Where the blue hairs go for dancing, drinks and dinner. Expensive and horrible service. Check your tab closely, as it's almost always overcharged.