Wednesday, February 23, 2005
Half-breed attacks local Barber
Faremount. Harold the Barber, known for his years of service to the community, was brutally harassed in front of his business. As Harold was adjusting his "We don't serve no hippies" sign he notices a man of color park his minivan in front of his business. Enraged, Harold dropped his duties and confronted the man.
"I told him the spot was only fer payin customers." Harold reports, "He then had the nerve to tell me that it was a public parking spot and there were no signs saying it was for "Paying Customers only"! I mean the nerve of him! I done told the city council that this sort of thing would happen if they start letting people like him in this town."
The man of color then proceeded to flip him off and went on his way while Harold threatened to tow his vehicle.
Faremount Councilman, Stu Pidasso, says: "This is the kind of thing we can expect now that we have a growing ethnic group moving into our fine city. I've been trying to pass a budget to hire more policemen. Faremount will become a breeding ground for crime if this trend continues!"
Reportedly after the "Harold incident", this minority was delivering a paper to a local resident and attacked him. "I just asked him if he was the freakin' wetback that delivered my newspaper." the victum, a Dave Woodsen says. "Then he asks me what I had done said, I guess those people are a bit deaf from eating too many tacos or something, so I repeated myself. Then he grabbed me by my Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirt and slammed me into the garage door."
Mr. Woodsen began to sob when asked what the man said verbatim, "You've got 30 seconds to keep your mouth shut, if you utter one more word before I get back to my minivan, I'll come back and break your (curse word) knee caps!" Mr. Woodsen broke into uncontrollable sobbing.
"I told him the spot was only fer payin customers." Harold reports, "He then had the nerve to tell me that it was a public parking spot and there were no signs saying it was for "Paying Customers only"! I mean the nerve of him! I done told the city council that this sort of thing would happen if they start letting people like him in this town."
The man of color then proceeded to flip him off and went on his way while Harold threatened to tow his vehicle.
Faremount Councilman, Stu Pidasso, says: "This is the kind of thing we can expect now that we have a growing ethnic group moving into our fine city. I've been trying to pass a budget to hire more policemen. Faremount will become a breeding ground for crime if this trend continues!"
Reportedly after the "Harold incident", this minority was delivering a paper to a local resident and attacked him. "I just asked him if he was the freakin' wetback that delivered my newspaper." the victum, a Dave Woodsen says. "Then he asks me what I had done said, I guess those people are a bit deaf from eating too many tacos or something, so I repeated myself. Then he grabbed me by my Lynyrd Skynyrd t-shirt and slammed me into the garage door."
Mr. Woodsen began to sob when asked what the man said verbatim, "You've got 30 seconds to keep your mouth shut, if you utter one more word before I get back to my minivan, I'll come back and break your (curse word) knee caps!" Mr. Woodsen broke into uncontrollable sobbing.
