The R.A.G. Files: BFA Awards Local Officer's

Thursday, February 24, 2005

BFA Awards Local Officer's

Minneapolis. The Brutal Force Association of Minnesota will be awarding local police officers this year at their annual awards ceremony.
Faremount Police Sargeant Hymie Cadaver will be awarded the "Jumpin' the Gun" award for two incidents in his career. During one incident involving a Minnesota State Trooper and a routine speeding violation. The trooper had slid into the ditch of highway 15 on black ice, in which Officer Cadaver rolled up on the scene with gun drawn screaming "Officer down! Officer down!" while assisting the Trooper. The second incident involved a bomb threat called into the Moon Valley Public Defender's Office in downtown Faremount and left on the answering machine. Officer Cadaver kicked in the unlocked door with gun drawn and placed the answering machine under arrest before the bomb squad arrived. With tears in his eyes he accepted the award thanking his training in the Faremount Police Explorers, he also added that the bullies in high school prompted him to become an officer. "Who's laughing now?" he says with a smirk. Hymie was then promoted to Detective and is now staff sargeant.
The other officer to receive recognition was Moon Valley Deputy Chaz "the Putz" Putzky for his marksmanship. During routine duty, deputy Putzky placed his gun in his holster with his finger expertly still placed on the trigger. "I hit my kneecap and then my foot!" he says proudly. He was also given second mention on his survelliance skills on DUI busts, along with Sherbert/Wellcum police officers. "It's real easy, you just park your squad across from the bar and wait for people to leave! I've gotten more than my quota that way!"
Seen leaving the awards ceremony, one Faremount Sargeant Larry Spree left angrily shouting "I'm always passed up on everything!!!"

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